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  • Das texanische Kettenmail-Massaker

    [Web-Fundstück von SpiegelOnline vom 21. November 2002]


    George B.: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
    Condoleeza R.: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
    George B.: Great. Lay it on me.
    Condoleeza R.: Hu is the new leader of China.
    George B.: That's what I want to know.
    Condoleeza R.: That's what I'm telling you.
    George B.: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
    Condoleeza R.: Yes.
    George B.: I mean the fellow's name.
    Condoleeza R.: Hu.
    George B.: The guy in China.
    Condoleeza R.: Hu.
    George B.: The new leader of China.
    Condoleeza R.: Hu.
    George B.: The Chinaman!
    Condoleeza R.: Hu is leading China.
    George B.: Now whaddya' asking me for?
    Condoleeza R.: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
    George B.: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
    Condoleeza R.: That's the man's name.
    George B.: That's who's name?
    Condoleeza R.: Yes.
    George B.: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
    Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
    George B.: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
    Condoleeza R.: That's correct.
    George B.: Then who is in China?
    Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
    George B.: Yassir is in China?
    Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
    George B.: Then who is?
    Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
    George B.: Yassir?
    Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
    George B.: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
    Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
    George B.: No, thanks.
    Condoleeza R.: You want Kofi?
    George B.: No.
    Condoleeza R.: You don't want Kofi.
    George B.: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
    Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
    George B.: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
    Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
    George B.: Milk! Will you please make the call?
    Condoleeza R.: And call who?
    George B.: Who is the guy at the U.N?
    Condoleeza R.: Hu is the guy in China.
    George B.: Will you stay out of China?!
    Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
    George B.: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
    Condoleeza R.: Kofi.
    George B.: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

    (Condi picks up the phone.)

    Condoleeza R.: Rice, here.
    George B.: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.



    [Quelle: http://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/netzk...223838,00.html ]

    Viele Grüße,
    Data

    P.S.: Thx to the fabulous Stegers for this cool stuff!
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